Michael Bernstein

Code Climate

Michael R. Bernstein lives in Takoma Park, MD and spends most of his time thinking about pottery, obscure LPs, food, and the intersection of philosophy and Computer Science.

The Perfect Programming Language

After years of searching, I have found the perfect programming language. It is capable of anything, and is all things to all people. Unfortunately, I'd have to recommend that you don't use it. In this talk, I'll share the language with you, describe its design and history, and explain why using it is a terrible idea.

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